“Judge Fancy Nancy”
Q. What was going to occur at the Chatham Bars Inn?
A. There was a Fancy Nancy party.
Q. What’s that?
A. A tea party for girls.
Q. And what was your daughter supposed to wear?
A. A fancy dress, and bring her doll, and they were
having a runway show with their dolls, and they
were going to have an etiquette class.
Q. Did she have to wear a tiara?
A. She probably wasn’t going to be forced to wear
one, but she could have.
Q. Was there a boa?
THE COURT: What was the question? Was
there a boa?
MS. SMITH: A boa.
THE COURT: I don’t even know what a boa
is.
THE CLERK: You will when your
granddaughter gets a little older.